Saturday night after Bumbershoot, I was sick. The really, really bad kind of sick where you throw up so hard, you get purple spots around your eyes from broken blood vessels. I knew it was coming on, but I was determined to not ruin everyone's fun. Thankfully, we packed up and left on Sunday morning. We headed for IKEA in search of a bed frame that we didn't buy after all. With so much time in our day, and nothing to do but drive, Daddy asked me if I wanted to stop anywhere. I said I wanted to go to Twin Peaks.
So we pulled off the road in Snoqualmie Falls, drove too far, got lost, drove back toward the Salish Lodge, and finally came across some cops. John slowed down to ask for directions. "No!" I protested, "Don't! Oh my God I am so embarrassed!" The cop rolled down his window. "Excuse me," John said, "We're looking for the Double R Diner." "Never heard of it," said the cop.
Now, this is hilarious on so many levels. Most importantly, because I FORGOT the real name of the diner and could only remember "The Double R." Secondly, because you know this cop has heard this a thousand times and he's pretending to have no idea what we're talking about. So finally, Mommy had to chime in, "You know, it's the diner in Twin Peaks, you know, cherry pie and coffee?"
Oh, of course! The cop gave us flawless directions to the cafe in North Bend. Duh. It was in the next town. I have lost a lot of brain cells in the nearly 20 years since the debut of Twin Peaks.